i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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