No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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