were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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