FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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