You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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