Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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