don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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