Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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