I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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