capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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