guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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