I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
it's great music for shaving your balls
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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