so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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