I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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