Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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