Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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