living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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