I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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