We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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