That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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