I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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