Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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