So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize
