He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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