I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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