He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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