so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
