dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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