he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I wish you could order shots online.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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