I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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