I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
