guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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