I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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