he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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