windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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