Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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