i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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