Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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