my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Randomize