brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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