I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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