Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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