These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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