absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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