i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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