I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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