I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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Can you bring me the toilet please
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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