Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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