So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i believe in u and ur pee
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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