We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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