he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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