I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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