So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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