What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I don't think brook has ever known best
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I just found a bag of teeth...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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