So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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