Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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