we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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