You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He keeps bees of course he's weird
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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