I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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